hey you! this page is designed specifically to be an eyesore in order to mimic those really ugly amateur geocities pages from the 2000s/90s. this means it might be triggering/hard to view for those who struggle with epilepsy or sensory issues related to flashing lights, bright colors, high contrasts, etc. or just having a lot of movings things on your screen in general.. please exercise caution. if you really wanna get to know me, here is my strawpage instead. it should be a bit easier on the eyes.!
also keep in mind; this page is NOT!!!! designed for mobile. it will not look good ever. because im too lazy to figure it out ;-;